Mary poses the question: What is your favorite burrito at Mountain Laurel?

Jaime says: Thai One On with Shrimp and lots of Peanut Curry Sauce!

John says: Ugh, I hate them all.

Lewis says: avocado?

Sadie says: The mean beans n greens of our dreams (mostly beans and spinach)

Mary says: I'll tell you later.

My sweet baby brother and I at Thanksgiving. We like work up an appetite--peach pie for him, pumpkin for me (I'm allergic to nuts).

My grandmother's high school class photo. Oh, if only my students were so composed.

Bonnard'sThe Little Laundress. If I could steal a lithosgraph, it would be this one. The way she leans away from the weight of her basket, my heart aches and wants to be her at once.

I want to have dinner with Christina Rosetti

Where are the songs I used to know,
Where are the notes I used to sing?
I have forgotten everything
I used to know so long ago...

Taking a picture of Japanese tourists taking a picture...

I want to steal my little niece.

Goals: I am a high school English teacher turned PhD candidate—I thought college would erase the memory of rows of teenagers staring blankly as I prattle on about Christina Rosetti.  But no, now they are slightly older teenagers who think they know everything because they’ve made it to college.  Really though, I’m so happy to be back in school working on my thesis and being with other grad students who understand my need to devote myself to the study of Victorian literature.
Favorite Food: Some kind of slaw.
Best Body Part: My spleen--it can recycle red blood cells faster than anyone I know. I defy you to find someone with a sexier spleen.
A secret about you: When I was fifteen, I stole a car. It wasn't a big deal, ya know, just for the rush of it kinda thing. You know how kids are. It was a Buick and the tapedeck didn't work very well, so it barely counts. The owner didn't even seem to mind because I filled it with gas before I brought it back. And I washed it, and got new wipers for it too. Actually it was my Dad's car and he made me do all of those.
A wish of yours: I wish my hands were made of iron.
Most Embarrassing Moment: Two years ago, when I still taught high school, something so incredibly embarassing happened that I have a hard time putting it here, but it's good to move on. I had this student who always text-messaged while I was talking--it was so rude. Most of the time I was able to ignore it--I was still new to teaching and didn't really have a strong command over the classroom. So one day, right when I was mid-lecture on a poem or something, he started laughing out loud at something that he received as a text. So I walk over to his desk (omg, this is so embarassing, it's hard to go on!), and the little proud smirk he gave me was too much, so I took his cellphone from him and smashed the antenna into his eye. Blood squirted all over my face like such a doofus! I was mortified, but luckily most of the kids didn't laugh at me. Tell ya what though: he didn't text in my class again.
Mary Stewart
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Networks: North Toledo Univ., Mountain Laurel Burrito kitchen and counter crew

Relationship Status: Single

Age: 26

IInterested in: Men

Looking For: Relationship, Whatever I can get, Networking

Political Views: Liberal

Believes In Ghosts/Magic/Occult: YES

 

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